(From an ongoing discussion with a particularly shrewd customer, I've devised a new customer preference question, to keep pace with this modern, networked, customer-righteous age.)
How would you like your customer service?
- Humorous
- Irony
- Camp
- Stuffy
- Use "Sir" or "Ma'am" every sentence
- Use a lot of big vague words
- Ask lots of questions
- Obsequious
- Obtuse
- Chatty
- Bored Indifferent
- Bipolar
- Tourette Syndrome
- Abusive
- No profanity
Mild profanity
Sailor Blush
- Baby Talk
- Animal Noises
- Farm
Tropical Rainforest
Cartoon
- Ebonics
- Northern Urban
Southern Rural
Faked by Suburban White Boys
- Incomprehensible
- Native English Logorrhoea
Heavily Accented English
Unfamiliar Language
Made-Up Language
- Loving
- Motherly
Avuncular
Creepy
- Sultry
- Female
Male
Gay Male
Butch Dyke
Indeterminate Gender
- Sassy
- Flo from "Alice"Louie from "Taxi"Lucy The Slut from "Avenue Q"